Sheesh - Hey Sconie! Can I Come Over?

I was mostly through pounding out a long, mean rant regarding the following article in today's Star Tribune, but I decided to delete it and remain silent. Read the article. It really embarrasses me. I'm generally proud to be a Minnesotan, but sometimes I want to crawl to our Eastern border to beg to be let in. sheesh

"Bar Fight Brewing Over $2,500 Minneapolis, St. Paul Intend to Charge"