The best way to off one's self

Saturday was a fine afternoon to spend out on a patio drinking beer with friends and that was exactly what I did. Leaving Mag home, responsibly studying for a Monday final, I went to Town Hall to booze it up.

Not surprisingly I found friends there doing the same. There was the usual, “what have you been up to?” and “what have you been drinking lately?” discussions. Then somewhere along the way we started pondering the best way to off ourselves, should we ever need to. It was decided that you shouldn't leave a huge mess someone would have to clean up nor should you use any method that might not ensure success. I believe the consensus was a combination of carbon monoxide and drinking into oblivion or pills and drinking into oblivion.

Now some might think such a discussion would be a bit of a downer and mood killer but no, we continued on our merry way. The fair amount of Warrior consumed at our table probably contributed to that.